Review about Lolita

Well, live and learn. I've been punting for many years all over the world. I thought I'd give Malmo a try. But wow, never have I had such a bad, sad experience as Lolita. Most of the women I've seen have been wonderful, sexy, fun and I've had so many great times, I can't even count them. But not this one. This goes to the bottom.

I had been hopeful. She is beautiful and has a lovely body. I did my part: showered, shaved, was there early and ready to be in happy, conversational and in a good mood. But something was off from the beginning. 3 calls, no answer. Then a text right when I was ready to leave. Her landlord showed up looking for mail? wait 5 minutes.... okay. 5 turned into 20 and again was ready to leave when she said she was coming down to get me...across the street. She had bags in her hand like she'd been out and she opened the door and started heading up the stairs. NO hello, no smile but I figured, you have to be low key in public.

But once we get in the apartment, the same thing: no smile, no hello, no hug, no kiss (that's a first). Starts going about her business like I'm not there and I'm not sure what to do. No offer to use the bathroom. When I asked for water, she frowns like I am putting her out. She's so bored and disinterested, I ask if she's okay. Still nothing. We go to the bed and another few minutes of getting stuff in order. Still no conversation. She starts disrobing on her own, no interaction. I sit on the bed twiddling my thumbs. Finally, she comes to bed. She points for me to lay down. No foreplay, no chitchat. Weak massage follows with no smiles, just bored. Again, I joke, try to get a smile. Nothing. She just sits there so I ask if I can kiss her lovely breasts. She shrugs. I sucks them, fondle them, getting a rise even if she's trying to look like she's bored (she'll actually check her phone, get up and do something throughout). Finally I ask to go down on her and now I want to make her cum just to spite her, to prove I am there. She has a lovely pussy and ass which I suck and tongue while she stares at the ceiling with no interest in me. But after 5 minutes, she starts groaning and 10 more minutes, she wet and does cum. That is the only good part of this one sided exchange.

Then I sit beside her, ready for some action and she sits there, like 'now what?' I'm no pro but here's where sucking and fucking happens. a few minutes of nothing and finally, she starts try jerking me but my little fella is so turned off, she can't get a rise from the saddest handjob ever. I have to ask her to use lube which she reluctantly does and finally she cranks till I'm hard but one too many and I stop her as I am starting to cum. Then she stops, like that's it. 20 minutes left on the clock and I'm finally hard even tho I cam alittle but she up and disappears and doing other things till its clear there will be no blowjob, no fucking. Plus, she starts sneezing and says she's alittle sick (thanks for the headsup)

Never in all my years have I had such an unprofessional, unpersonal time with a woman. I was ready to be cheerful and conversational and sexy but no smiles, just bored and clearly not wanting to be there. I have had so many wonderful escort experiences in my life full of joy and sex but this is the worst. At least the DATY was good and tasty even if she didn't acknowledge me. But if I get sick now, I will really be pissed.

Please tell me, there are some wonderful women out there in the Malmo scene?